"whats cooking good looking"
How to make friends
entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major
dogs are amazing
girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king
pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
if u smell good, we cool
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it