cool blog

jallbait:

"whats cooking good looking"

"meth"

Can dads be goths? Asking for a friend

kittycamp:

How to make friends

eastvicpark:

entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

"Oh, [Tyler] knows the whole dance to Single Ladies…"  (x / x)
taggednatalia:

dogs are amazing

taggednatalia:

dogs are amazing

raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king

sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it